Junk For Sale: A ’71 Chevy Squarebody – A Diamond in the Rust

Yo man, is you crazy??? In the wild and wacky world of Facebook Marketplace, you never know what you’re going to find. Today’s gem? A 1971 Chevy Squarebody with a clean title, a patina that screams “character,” and a seller with a sense of humor that’s as vintage as the truck itself.

Junk For Sale: A ’71 Chevy Squarebody – A Diamond in the Rust

A Classic Chevy with a Twist

With 76,000 original miles and in “good shape for its age,” this Chevy Squarebody is a classic. The seller, who seems to have a knack for understatement, casually mentions that he once saw a similar model sell at auction for $90,000. So, by that logic, they’re all worth a small fortune, right?

Junk For Sale: A ’71 Chevy Squarebody – A Diamond in the Rust

A Ratrod in the Making

The truck’s patina is a standout feature, perfect for those looking to drive it as a ratrod. But don’t get too excited about the topper – the seller is “SAVIN IT!” Perhaps it’s destined for a future Facebook Marketplace ad of its own.

Junk For Sale: A ’71 Chevy Squarebody – A Diamond in the Rust

A Little TLC Needed

The tires still hold air, which is always a plus. As for the engine? Well, it doesn’t currently run, but the seller assures potential buyers that “a little carb work should do it.” Sounds like a fun weekend project!

A Bargain at 7k… Or Best Offer

The asking price for this piece of automotive history is a cool $7,000, or best offer. But let’s not forget the seller’s final, brutally honest assessment: “This truck is a piece of junk.” At least you can’t accuse them of false advertising!

So, if you’re in the market for a vintage Chevy that’s seen better days, or you just need a good laugh, head on over to Facebook Marketplace. You never know what treasures – or hilarious ads – you might find.



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